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Salient

Salient is an excellent design with a fresh approach for the ever-changing Web. Integrated with Gantry 5, it is infinitely customizable, incredibly powerful, and remarkably simple.

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About Us

We are Ian & KathyWe are Kathy and Ian and we run Fmachinefun.co.uk

Let us give you a little background information on who we are and what we do.

We have been fascinated by Fucking Machines for a very long time but only recently have we had the funds to buy our own. We got our first Fucking Machine over three years ago and loved it right from the start. It added a new dimension to our love making and with it we could do things that we had only seen in naughty videos.

We decided to bring Fucking Machines within the reach of normal people just like us. They are prohibitively expensive and most people cannot justify the expense of owning one and so we decided to get some more in and to rent them out at very reasonably rates.

We offer a very discreet service where a Fucking Machine (The F-machine Pro), a Venus male masturbator or a Sybian is delivered to your door under plain cover by a well respected courier. It's then collected again at a later date and returned to us for cleaning and use again. Cleanliness and hygiene are our number one priorities and we decided right at the very start to always include new attachments with bookings. These are for the customer to keep as we don't want them back again as we never re-use them - just common sense really.

Our service has grown and grown and we now have a very loyal group of regular customers who enjoy the flexibilty and affordability of our service.

A lot of our customers go on to buy their own machine after experiencing the fun of using one and for those people we offer a great discount - basically it's an amazing "try before you buy" scheme where we will give you a discount of half of what you paid to rent a machine from us and this can be applied to a purchase through our shop.

Have a look around our site and if you have any questions about our machines or the service don't hesitate to ask. We are only too happy to help out if we can.

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Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
Combination Padlocks

Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
Gender Neutral

Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.