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I have spent a lot of time not just looking for a 100% body safe silicone dildo but the right dildo and I have found it.
The ADAM measures in at 7.9 Inches and is made by an amazing team in the UK who hand pour all off their dildos in PLatimum cure silicone. For those in the know this is the best grade of silicone and their designs are amazing. The ADAM though is in a league of its own.
It is produced by Godemiche and we have teamed up with them to offer this amazing Vac-u-lock compatible dildo. Check them out to see thier full range of dildos and butt plugs, their creations and colour combinations are stunning.
Originaly designed as a six inch dildo it has been enlarged to enable the formation of a recess in its base that is Vac-u-lock compatible. This means you can use it in strap on harnesses but more importantly on our range of Fucking Machines.
The ADAM has been getting some amazing reviews recently and it's for good reason, this bad boy not only looks the part but its well defined glans is eye wateringly good on a Fucking Machine. It will lterally thrust you into submission.
Availbale for just £30 including P&P it is also great value for money and we now offer it as an optional upgrade on our rental fucking machine bookings.
So what are you waiting for grab one of these amazing dildos before they all get snapped up.
After much research and many cups of coffee we have decided to accept both Bitcoin and Litecoin in our shop. Why would we do this? Well we understand that most people are wary of their banks or PayPal accounts being associated with adult purchases and as these two forms of alternative currency are growing in popularity it seemed like the time is right to accept them both.
If you don't know what Bitcoins and Litecoins are then in essence they are a unique digital money system that doesn't involve the banks or powers that be at all. Encryption techniques are used when transactions take place and they are truly private transactions.
Whilst we are adding these two new payment methods we are still sticking with PayPal as our primary processor because of their secure system and ease of use. You can use your PayPal account or cards to pay for things in our shop and for rental bookings. If you want to use Bitcoins or Litecoins for rental bookings just get in touch with us.
Welcome to our third and biggest competition with another amazing prize that will arrive in time for Christmas.
We have been selling and renting Sex and Fucking Machines for over two years now and our army of loyal friends and customers has allowed us to grow our business into what it is today. Our competitions are a fun way to give something back to the community.
We decided that our first ever competition was not going to be for a simple toy or bottle of lube, we think big, only provide the best of services and we really wanted to make a big splash so we gave away an F-Machine Pro, we then gave away a Gigolo fucking machine but this time we really are pulling out all of the stops.
We have decided to offer up the most amazing sex machine in our range. So we decided on the Sybian Sex Machine. Yes you heard me right we are offering another machine with a price tag of £1370 for free to one lucky winner. Probably the best sex related gift anyone can receive.
Now of course a competition with a prize as special as this should be as popular as our last one and so we decided to again give you multiple entries so as to maximise your chances of winning. What do we get out of it I hear you ask? Well we will obviously get a bit of exposure of our services and the warm glowing feeling that we are really, really going to make someone's day. Please help us (and yourself) by promoting the hell out of this amazing competition.
Entering the competition is incredibly easy and you can have as many entries from the list as you like, do most of them to unlock the daily entry where you can come back to this page daily to get an extra entry.
Anyway here are the rules:
Available in the following countries: Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States.Sybian Christmas Giveaway
If you are UK based and review Sex Toys why not get in touch to discuss our interesting proposal.
In an effort to spread the love and increase awareness of Fucking Machines and Sex machines in general we are willing to provide a cheaper way for product reviewers to be able to check out our wares if they wish to do so.
We sometimes have spare capacity with our machines and rather than have them sat around doing nothing we'd like to give reviewers the option of getting hold of a machine to review at drastically reduced rates. Basically if you are willing to cover the courier fees and the cost of the attachment that we send with the machine you can have a weekend booking for free.
Yes you did read that right, subject to availability though, we can't afford to just send them out as the costs of the couriers and toys would soon bring us to our knees but we want to keep our machines working and so came up with this idea as a way of helping reviewers try the best machines available.
What's in it for us I hear you ask, well good question, we get exposure obviously in the form of product reviews and as we'd not be losing money on the arrangement it should suit both parties.
Get in touch if you would like to discuss it further. We can offer the F-Machine Pro, Sybian and the Venus.
To be eligible for this discount you need to provide us with a link to your established review site and promise to have a review written within a month of your session with a machine - simples.