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Fucking Machine Top Tips

We've collated some great Fucking Machine advice and top tips here for anyone new to the pleasures of Fucking Machine fun and games.

Lube, lube and lube some more.

You might not think that you need plenty of lube but believe us when we say that the average pussy is not designed to be fucked at up to 240 strokes a minute (or four strokes a second) so plenty of lube prevents any friction related problems. It will also help you tremendously if you are new to fucking machines or just a bit nervous.

Use your imagination.

You are about to be fucked by a machine, that means that you can do things that are pretty difficult otherwise. How about trying DP or DVP with your partner (the best positions for this are missionary or doggy). What about attaching a video camera to the dildo and getting some kinky footage. Get spit-roasted with your partner in the doggy position, the list goes on and on. Basically have fun.

Worried about the neighbours whilst using your Sybian.

Due to its incredible vibrations the Sybian makes more noise that the F-Machine, you can stop some of them by placing it on a soft surface such as a rubber mat or a duvet folded in half. This will prevent some of the vibrations going through the floor but won't have a negative affect on your enjoyment. Alternatively you could offer your neighbours a ride instead ;-)

Focus on the sensations.

The sensations that a Fucking Machine delivers is like nothing you will have felt before. Why not try using a blindfold when playing with one, as this will allow you to focus on the intense stimulation that you are receiving.

Stability is the name of the game

Always ensure that your fucking machine is placed on a firm and level surface. There will be inevitable movement when it's in use as the forces generated by a spinning flywheel coupled with the resistance of a tight orifice might cause the Fucking Machine to walk along the surface whilst in use. An uneven surface is a recipe for disaster. A bed is not a problem unless one of the legs is near the edge.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

As with all sex toys ensure that your Fucking Machine is cleaned after use, this is important for obvious reasons but especially as if you clean it before putting it away it will be immediately available when you next get "in the mood".

Keep Calm and enjoy the ride.

Fucking Machines thrust on a fixed path so excessive movement under one in motion is not a good idea. At best it could cause the dildo to slip out causing delays and possibly spoiling the moment for you. At worst you could end up with it slipping out and going in the wrong orifice - definitely spoiling the moment. Always switch the machine off before changing positions or re-inserting the dildo.

Size (or length of thrust) is everything.

Before you switch your Fucking Machine on ensure that you rotate its working parts by hand with the dildo in the selected orifice to ensure that you can physically take the length of stroke selected. You can adjust the length of stroke on our machines, this check is imperative as an electric motor can drive a dildo with a lot of force and if you can't take it all you risk a possible injury if you are not careful.

Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
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Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
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Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
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Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.