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Competition - Win a Gigolo Fucking Machine

Welcome to our second competition with another amazing prize.

We have been selling and renting Sex and Fucking Machines for over two years now and our army of loyal friends and customers has allowed us to grow our business into what it is today. Our competitions are a fun way to give something back to the community.

We decided that our first ever competition was not going to be for a simple toy or bottle of lube, we think big, only provide the best of services and we really wanted to make a big splash so we gave away an F-Machine Pro.

This time we have decided to offer up another great Fucking Machine from our range. So we decided on the Gigolo Fucking Machine (this machine is the newest addition to our product line). Yes you heard me right we are offering another machine with a price tag of £399 for free to one lucky winner.

Now of course a competition with a prize as special as this should be as popular as our last one and so we decided to again give you multiple entries to is to maximise your chances of winning. What do we get out of it I hear you ask? Well we will obviously get a bit of exposure of our services and the warm glowing fealing that we are really, really going to make someone's day.

Entering the competition is incredibly easy and you can have as many entries from the list as you like, do most of them to unlock the daily entry where you can come back to this page daily to get an extra entry.

The Rules

Anyway here are the rules:

  • This giveaway is running from the 6th May 2015 until the 11th August 2015 and ends at 12:00pm (GMT)
  • This competition is open to over 31 different countries. Please see the terms and conditions to gain a full list of locations. If in doubt don’t hesitate to contact me.
  • We are fulfilling this competition and will notify the winner.
  • The prize includes free shipping by courier to a UK address. A winner abroad will be repsonsible for the delivery charges and the machine will not be dispatched until these are paid to us. Failure to agree to pay the shipping fees will mean that we will draw another winner.
  • We do not assume responsibility for any customs or excess costs that might occur after shipping.
  • After the winner is drawn you have 2 weeks to contact us and claim your prize. If you fail to do so then we’ll re-draw another winner. By entering this competition you also agree to provide us with your address and a contact phone number, so that we may ship the item to you.
  • We are not accepting giveaway/competition only accounts for this competition. We will be checking to make sure that any entrants have an account that is made up of more than giveaway/competition retweets and will disqualify any entrants who don’t make the cut. Please respect this.
  • Please make sure you are the correct age to participate in this giveaway re. local age restrictions.
  • Dildo supplied with the machine will be black.

Available in the following countries:

Available in the following countries: Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States.

Win a Gigolo Fucking Machine
Published in Blog
Thursday, 30 April 2015 20:48

The Winners Is?

Congratulations to the winner of our first competition

We have been selling and renting Sex and Fucking Machines for over two years now and our army of loyal friends and customers has allowed us to grow our business into what it is today. We decided that its about time we started running some competitions to thank our followers and to give something back.

The Winner Is @KinkyKittenKim

Congratulations go to @KinkyKittenKim for winning our first competition, it was a good effort by the winner with a grand total of 346 entries which stood her in good stead in the draw.

We will be contacting the winner to sort out the delivery of a brand new F-Machine Pro to her.

Check back soon as we plan on launching another competition but the next one will be even better. Sign up to our newsletter to hear about it first there. The sooner you enter it, the more entries you can give yourself and the better chance you have of winning.

Win an F-Machine Pro Fucking Machine
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Introducing Spunk Lube

We are delighted to be able to stock the amazing Spunk Lube. We use them ourselves and so can highly recommend them from experience.

SPUNK Lube is award winning body safe personal lubrication that feels great on your skin. It's glycerin free, non staining, 100% sex toy safe with ALL MATERIALS & it's fun to use. SPUNK Lube is available in 3 varieties. SPUNK Lube Hybrid (cum lube), SPUNK Lube Pure Silicone (clear & non drying) & SPUNK Lube Pink (water based silicone colored PINK).

We heartily recommend these lubes for all sex machine play and the added visual effect of using it can open up some very "creamy" activities to you. It is ideal for simulating creampies and for use in dildos with cum-tubes such as those available from Bad Dragn.

The SPUNK Lube range are great for use with sex machines and fucking machines as they are long lasting lubricants that allow you to really enjoy the powerful sensations that these machines can give you.

Our rental sex machines now go out with samples of Spunk LUbe so you can see for yourself just how good it is.

Spunk Hybrid is a great lube to use with your Fucking MachineSpunk Pink is Glycerin free and is a great lube to use with your Fucking MachineSpunk Pure Silicone is a great silicone based lube

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Competition - Win an F-Machine Pro Fucking Machine

Hi to all customers past and present and most importantly to you,

We have been selling and renting Sex and Fucking Machines for over two years now and our army of loyal friends and customers has allowed us to grow our business into what it is today. We decided that its about time we started running some competitions to thank our followers and to give something back.

We decided that our first ever competition was not going to be for a simple toy or bottle of lube, we think big, only provide the best of services and we really wanted to make a big splash with this competition.

So we decided to offer up a brand new F-Machine Pro Fucking Machine (this machine is the cornerstone of our rental business and gets amazing feedback). Yes you heard me right we are offering a machine with a price tag of £549 for free to one lucky winner.

Now of course a competition with a prize as special as this should be popular and so we decided to give you multiple entries to is to maximise your chances of winning. What do we get out of it I hear you ask? Well we will obviously get a bit of exposure of our services and the warm glowing fealing that we are really, really going to make someone's day.

Entering the competition is incredibly easy and you can have as many entries from the list as you like, do most of them to unlock the daily entry where you can come back to this page daily to get an extra entry.

The Rules

Anyway here are the rules:

  • This giveaway is running from the 20th February 2015 until the 30th April 2015 and ends at 12:00pm (GMT)
  • This competition is open to over 31 different countries. Please see the terms and conditions to gain a full list of locations. If in doubt don’t hesitate to contact me.
  • We are fulfilling this competition and will notify the winner.
  • The prize includes free shipping by courier to a UK address. A winner abroad will be repsonsible for the delivery charges and the machine will not be dispatched until these are paid to us. Failure to agree to pay the shipping fees will mean that we will draw another winner.
  • We do not assume responsibility for any customs or excess costs that might occur after shipping.
  • After the winner is drawn you have 2 weeks to contact us and claim your prize. If you fail to do so then we’ll re-draw another winner. By entering this competition you also agree to provide us with your address and a contact phone number, so that we may ship the item to you.
  • We are not accepting giveaway/competition only accounts for this competition. We will be checking to make sure that any entrants have an account that is made up of more than giveaway/competition retweets and will disqualify any entrants who don’t make the cut. Please respect this.
  • Please make sure you are the correct age to participate in this giveaway re. local age restrictions.
  • Dildo supplied with the machine will be black and not beige as shown in the pic.

Available in the following countries:

Available in the following countries: Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States.

Win an F-Machine Pro Fucking Machine
Published in Blog
Thursday, 05 February 2015 19:58

Introducing Some New Fucking Machine Adaptors

Introducing Some New Fucking Machine Adaptors

Use your own sex toys with your Fucking MachineWe were looking around at various options to allow us to use toys other than the Doc Johnson Vac-u-lock dildo range on the F-Machine Pro fucking machine and we came across a guy in the USA who hand makes components of sex machines.

He came up with the idea of using either a polished stainless steel flat plate and a threaded adaptor to be able to mount suction cup dildos to a fucking machine and also an adaptor where you can attach virtually any dildo or vibrator to your machine just by using some cohesive bandages (the self sticky bandages you get from your Doc or a vet).

Both of these adaptors are beautiful in their simplicity and we asked him to make us a special batch with the M8 thread used for the F-machine.

The use of cohesive bandages has many advantages over the velcro used on some other mounting systems, the main one being hygiene. Velcro is a magnet for bacteria and you would have trouble sterilising the adaptor after use but cohesive wrap is cheap enough to just throw away after each use and you can use a fresh piece each time. As it is re-usable you could even save the cohesive bandage for next time if that suits you better.

Prices are yet to be determined depending on how hard we are hit by the lovely people as HM Customs once the package arrives but they should be cheaper than comparable velcro systems available in the UK - bonus.

The best thing about this system is you can use all of your own toys with your Fucking Machine.

More details to follow.

Published in Blog
Sunday, 03 February 2013 07:19

The F-Machine

The F-Machine Pro is our flagship Fucking Machine. It is without a doubt one of the best machines on the market. It is easy to assemble and adjust, the motor is very quiet but also very powerful allowing soft starts even with a dildo buried up to the hilt in any orifice.

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