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Introducing Spunk Lube

We are delighted to be able to stock the amazing Spunk Lube. We use them ourselves and so can highly recommend them from experience.

SPUNK Lube is award winning body safe personal lubrication that feels great on your skin. It's glycerin free, non staining, 100% sex toy safe with ALL MATERIALS & it's fun to use. SPUNK Lube is available in 3 varieties. SPUNK Lube Hybrid (cum lube), SPUNK Lube Pure Silicone (clear & non drying) & SPUNK Lube Pink (water based silicone colored PINK).

We heartily recommend these lubes for all sex machine play and the added visual effect of using it can open up some very "creamy" activities to you. It is ideal for simulating creampies and for use in dildos with cum-tubes such as those available from Bad Dragn.

The SPUNK Lube range are great for use with sex machines and fucking machines as they are long lasting lubricants that allow you to really enjoy the powerful sensations that these machines can give you.

Our rental sex machines now go out with samples of Spunk LUbe so you can see for yourself just how good it is.

Spunk Hybrid is a great lube to use with your Fucking MachineSpunk Pink is Glycerin free and is a great lube to use with your Fucking MachineSpunk Pure Silicone is a great silicone based lube

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Saturday, 19 October 2013 13:39

Lube, lube and lube some more

Do you use lube? It's a serious question especially if you are considering some Fucking Machine Fun.

Surprisingly many of us don’t according to a survey undertaken by the American sex toy company Adam & Eve. Over 1,000 adults were asked if they incorporated lubricants into their love-making and they found that only 17% admitted that they frequently used lubricants, 39% said that they included them sometimes, and a whopping 43% said that they never used them at all.

Top Tip, if you are thinking of using a Fucking Machine to give yourself or your better half a good seeing to then make sure you lube up.

Why bother? Well the human vagina and especially the anus aren't designed to be shagged relentlessly at upto four strokes a second, vaginal juices can dry up at these speeds due to friction and the anus doesn't produce its own lubricant so it's essential there that you lube up.

I'm not trying to put anyone off using a Fucking Machine, I am simply stating that using a light lubricant can add to the enjoyment and your ability to take a pounding for longer before needing a rest. Think about it, you know it makes sense.

This has been a public health announcement from a perve who rents Fucking Machines ;-)

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As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
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