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2nd Hand J-etaime for sale2nd Hand J-etaime For Sale £150 - NOW SOLD

We have a 2nd hand J-etaime fucking machine for sale for just £150, cash on collection only. We are based in Derbyshire.

We got the J-etaime in to evaluate it as another rental option but we have only ever used it twice and that was on a photo shoot in London where is was used with a Sybian and an F-machine (oral only) and another in Birmingham. See our blog post about that amazing day in London HERE

We won't be using it as a rental machine as to be honest it is just too bulky and heavy weighing in at a whopping 18kg including the power tarnsformer.

Manufacturers Website: http://www.jetaime-us.com/jetaime.htm Price - $1260 + P&P

Satisfied Student Sherry on the Sybian and J-ataime Height - 11 Inches
Width - 12 Inches
Length - 22 Inches
Weight - 35 Pounds
Noise Level - Quiet, dependable DC variable-speed gear-reduction motor. Jetaime can not be heard through a closed door. It is about as loud as a ceiling fan on high. The buzz from your vibrator is louder.
Power Cord - 12 feet long
Padded seat - 1 inch thick, washable Vinyl. Room for the rider and her lover.
Motor - Sealed, DC, gear reduction
Controller - on/off switch and 0-120 rpm dial

Fucking The Delivery Guy

Well for anyone who has been following my blog posts you will be aware that I have got a thing for my regular delivery guy. He works for a courier firm (I won't name it for obvious reasons) and I don’t know if its him or the fact that he delivers Fucking Machines to me that gets me so wet but I had to have some fun with him.

After being egged on by some of my Twitter followers I decided to grab the bull by the horns and to try to seduce him to have my wicked way with him. Now I admit to have been very nervous at the thought of trying to seduce him but I had nothing to lose, this week I opted for a Sybian so even if he turned me down I was in for a wild weekend LOL.

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The Christening Of A Sybian

I visited @MissMiranda01 at her dungeon in London to christen a Sybian with one of her slaves @StudentSherry. As you can see from my previous blog posts the event was a memorable one. I thought that I should share the thoughts of @StudentSherry with you all, so here are her thoughts on the meeting:


Ian has asked me to write a short review of the fantastic day when he was kind enough to let me christen (with lots of pussy juice…) the new Sybian machine he now has available for hire. To make a great day even more memorable, he arrived at my Mistress, Miss Miranda’s, London dungeon with two other fucking machines which he had lent me to try for the day. I had been looking forward to this for days and days, in fact, to tell the truth, my pussy had been leaking all over my panties for all that time in anticipation of what was to come.

For those who don’t know the Sybian, let me tell you: it is fantastic. For my first ride, Mistress Miranda dressed me head to toe in a tight-fitting rubber catsuit and hoisted me up into the air in one of her unique suspension harnesses which can be raised or lowered at the touch of a button on her electric winch. Ian positioned the Sybian right below me and Mistress, very teasingly and slowly, lowered me onto the machine. There wasn’t a lot I could do to stop it because she had already tied my hands up and had stretched my legs wide open with ropes to some of the suspension points at the side of the room (well she is The Bondage Mistress after all!) I could feel my pussy dripping into the rubber pants as I got nearer and nearer to the point of my clit touching the vibrating pad of the Sybian. Finally Mistress took pity and let my full weight press right down on the centre of the machine, sending electric shocks of intense vibrations right through my cunt lips and into my very soul.

Being lowered onto the sybianEven through the layer of rubber, I could feel an orgasm building and Mistress was kind enough to let me cum whenever I wanted. I think the first of the Big O’s happened within a minute or so as Mistress varied the speed with her handheld controls. I had quite an audience of interested photographers - and Ian himself - but I forgot everyone who was there as the waves of sexual fun coursed up and down my thighs and made me moan with pleasure. I’m always wet when I cum but this was threatening to turn into Niagara Falls in my tight rubber knickers and I could feel juice running out of my pussy and trickling right down the inside of the catsuit legs. Messy but such fun!

For Round two, Mistress opened the central zip of the suit, right between my legs and Ian attached the dildo in place on the Sybian unit. I watched with a mixture of fascination and a little trepidation as he showed Mistress Miranda the controls which could both rotate and vibrate the cock inside me, as the Sybian pad continued vibrating my already-sensitised clit. My hands were still in bondage and so when Mistress lowered me down again I wasn’t sure exactly how easily the cock would slide into my eager little hole. But my good friend Arnie was on hand to help. He kindly used his fingers to pull open my cunt lips so that the dildo slipped in and started its delicious, insatiable movement. Without my pants in the way, the sensations were even more intense and Mistress soon discovered that she could force me into orgasm after orgasm by varying how hard she pushed my crotch down onto the machine.

I had been teasing Ian that if it came to a ‘Woman versus machine’ contest then my cunt was going to win hands down – BUT I soon realised that the beauty of the Sybian (and Ian’s other fucking machines) is that it never gets tired, never needs to slow down and never needs to stop. After three of four more orgasms I could feel wetness dripping out of me and onto the machine below. I can squirt juice for England when I come but with the dildo rotating inside me I found that the moisture was seeping out around the edges rather than gushing as it might do if I just use my fingers or a vibrator. I finally was begging Mistress to lift me off again, or at least to slow the Sybian a little because there is a limit to how many times any woman can cum and still keep going for just one more!

Sherry enjoying three fucking machinesMercifully, Mistress and Ian decided that it was time to move into the dungeon’s medical room where they laid out an astonishing array of fucking devices to try a unique experiment with my body. Centre stage was the Sybian with its dildo attachment now removed but its clit vibrator very much in action. Immediately behind me was positioned one of the fucking machines, which delivered long, smooth steady thrusts of its cock deep into my now-gaping pussy hole. (Mistress had threatened that if I did not behave, the dildo would start thrusting in my tight little bottom-hole but she was good enough to concentrate on my ‘front-bottom’ only on this occasion) As I knelt over the Sybian and Mistress pushed the fucking machine dildo into place doggie-fashion as well, I realised the cleverness of the placing of the third fucking machine. A large, thick rubber cock was thrusting up towards my mouth, time after time, and it didn’t need Mistress’s instruction for me to get my lips opened wide and to take the cock deep into my throat.

It was a grand finale to end all grand finales; vibrated on my clit, fucked deep like a doggie on all fours and forced to deep throat a machine which kept on giving. I lost count of the number of orgasms that had been dragged from me by now, but the pleasure was still rolling over me in waves of passion that overwhelmed me completely. At one point I was vaguely aware of Ian and Mistress Miranda both laughing at my plight as I wriggled and squirted and writhed my way to climax after climax after climax.

So… can I recommend the Sybian to all you ladies out there? Hell YES YES YES…. Give it a try. It’s like the strongest vibrator you’ll ever know and opening your legs wide to squat onto it is as erotic a sight as your partners are ever going to see. I was glad that the attachments (for hygiene reasons) are all non-returnable because mine were so wet they will take weeks to properly dry. By the time we finished Arnie remarked (happily I might add) that the whole clinic smelt of pussy juice. I couldn’t answer him: the machines had won!!


The machines had won - that sums it up nicely

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Student Sherry's Introduction To Fucking Machines

Sunday evening saw me drop off some Fucking Machines at Miss Miranda's (@missmiranda01) dungeons ready for Monday’s session with one of her subbies. I had an amazing evening with Miss Miranda and she let me into her plans for Sherry the next morning. I was in awe of Miss Miranda, she is very confident (obvious I guess), articulate and she is a lot of fun to be around and she gave me a copy of her book - Fifty Shades Of Domination for which I will be eternally grateful. Well Monday morning came round very quickly and upon arriving at her dungeons we were met by @StudentSherry and @arnoldrimmer10 two of Miss Mirandas subbies.

Student Sherry on the SybianTo say that Miss Miranda’s facilities are amazing doesn't even start to do them justice, I was totally blown away by her equipment and the thought that had gone into each room. Whilst Miss Miranda got ready I set up the Fucking Machines for Sherry's first contact with a Sex Machine and it was going to be with a Sybian. Sherry was clad head to foot in multiple layers of latex and rubber and Miss Miranda strapped her into a restraining harness before hoisting her into the air. After some teasing lowering her closer and closer to the Sybian she made first contact and Sherry's eyes rolled back in her sockets and she let out a very sexy noise as the vibrations penetrated the multiple layers of latex. I had fitted the flat top attachment to the Sybian just so that she could squirm on top of it without being able to move off it. Miss Miranda then gave her orgasm after orgasm before hoisting her panting subby into the air off the machine so that she could catch her breath.

Student Sherry on the SybianShe then told Sherry to take off her latex trousers and to unzip her crotch zip to expose her by now dripping pussy. I had done a quick attachment swap on the Sybian fitting a medium attachment and large penis cover. When Miss Miranda lowered Sherry onto the Sybian again the penis cover had no problem sliding straight into her pussy as she was so wet. This was followed by wave after wave of orgasms ending with Sherry having to be fitted with a gag to keep her quiet. I have never seen anyone cum so fast, so often and so hard as Sherry on the Sybian.

Student Sherry on three fucking machinesMiss Miranda left Sherry strapped onto the Sybian for ages before finally switching it off and releasing Sherry for a short break whilst we set up her next kinky idea.

The action moved to the medical room and I placed three fucking machines - a trusty F-machine Pro, Sybian and J-etaime on the examination bench so that we could see Sherry handle three machines at the same time. Sherry climbed on board and proceeded to be pleasure by the F-machine fucking her, the Sybian sending mind-blowing vibrations through her clit and the third dildo sliding in and out of her mouth. She came over and over again, getting louder each time until she was begging Miss Miranda to take pity on her and to stop. The obvious reply was "No" and Miss Miranda extracted some more orgasms from Sherry before letting her finish.

I kid you not when I say that Sherry's pussy juice was running down her legs to her knees by the end of the session and she needed to wipe them clean.

All in all an amazing day, it's always nice to see someone enjoying some Fucking Machine Fun and it was amazing to see a professional like Miss Miranda putting Sherry through her paces. I think this picture taken at the end of the session says it all.

Satisfied Student Sherry on the Sybian

For more information about Miss Miranda and her incredible work including the videos taken of Sherry on the Fucking Machines, check out her website - http://www.thebondagemistress.com, don't forget to tell her FuckMachineIan sent you.

Miss Miranda publishes a book next month and it is sure to be a surefire hit, so look out for it - Fifty Shades of Domination.

Fifty Shades Of Domination

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Miss Miranda - The Bondage Mistress

This weekend I am going down to Lodon to visit Miss Miranda (@missmiranda01). She is one of the top UK Mistresses and has been practicing her art for 18 years and I must say that her work is incredible, very impressive indeed.

Student Sherry being teased by Miss MirandaAs a treat for one of her subbies - @StudentSherry, I am taking some of our Fucking Machines down there so that Miss Miranda can torment the lovelly Sherry to orgasmic heaven. I won't go into too many details as to what Miss Miranda has planned for Sherry but needless to say the Sybian will feature heavilly in them. I am incredibly lucky to be both present at the time and allowed to take photos and video footage fo the fun and games and believe me I can't wait. I am also looking forward to meeting @arnoldrimmer10 another one of Miss Mirandas subbies.

It seems fitting that the first person to ride one of our Sybians would be someone at the hands of this incredibly talented Pro-Domme. Monday is going to be a day that Shery remembers for a long time to come.

For more information about Miss Miranda and her incredible work, check out her website - http://www.thebondagemistress.com, don't forget to tell her FuckMachineIan sent you.

Miss Miranda publishes a book next month and it is sure to be a surefire hit, so look out for it - Fifty Shades of Domination.

Fifty Shades Of Domination

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The Sybian Pleasure System

Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian Sex Machine is a global phenomenon and quite rightly so, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it has made a great addition to our product lines. It has been featured on numerous TV and Radio stations and has a huge following for one reason - it's amazing.

Built to provide a lifetime of pleasure, this device has been marketed since 1987! Sybian gives the ultimate in sexual stimulation and is primarily used for sexual gratification but hundreds have had their first orgasm ever when using it. Thousands have gone from settling for a single orgasm, to being multi-orgasmic and then to being poly-orgasmic.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

Diagram showing the rotation and vibration of the Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian is the pinnacle of self-gratification for women. This precision sexual aid allows you to experience the ultimate climax time and time again. Its groundbreaking design redefines stimulation through the use of two fully independent vibration and rotation movements. A vaginal insert rotates and vibrates inside the vagina (Fig.1), while the area in contact with the vulva (Fig. 2) vibrates as well. Separate controls allow independent regulation of vibration and rotation over a wide range of speeds.

Statistics: It can vibrate at up to 6,000 RPM and the insert can rotate at up to 150 RPM.

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.sybian.com

This machine really is in a league of its own and you can rent it for less than you think.

Why Rent A Sybian From Us?

Woman on the phone - Honey I know what I want for my BirthdayYou can rent a Sybian form us safe in the knowledge that hygiene is our number one priority, that's why unlike some of our competitors we never re-use attachments. In fact you get to keep the medium attachment that we send you at the end of your booking and you can get a discount code for any future bookings so you can save money next time by not receiving a second one. Like you, we cringe at the thought of using someone else's attachment so always play it safe and use your own.

Discreet & Efficient Service

Our Sybians arrive in a locked transit case secured by two combination padlocks so that you can lock the machine away from prying eyes in your house. We e-mail you the codes for the padlocks when we dispatch your machine. The transit cases carry no indication as to their contents.

Amazing Performance

We use the latest Sybain and as such can guarantee its exceptional performance with vibrations up to 6,000RPM, couple that with the rotating G-spot action you will have the ride of your life. Remember you get a medium attachment to keep, we never re-use attachments.

Try Before You Buy

If you subsequently order a Sybian from us we will give you half of what you paid for a rental booking off as a discount making it a very affordable way to try before you buy. It's a very expensive bit of kit so you need to be sure that it is worth the money (trust us though - it is).

These are some examples of rental rates for our machines. There are no hidden fees! To get a detailed quote use our booking calculator.

  • Sybian 3 Day
  • £105
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Sybian medium attachment
  • Popular choice
  • Book Now
  • Sybian 1 Week
  • £175
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Sybian medium attachment
  • Special Offer
  • Book Now
  • Sybian 10 Day
  • £195
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Sybian medium attachment
  • Great Value
  • Book Now

Check out these independant reviews of our service

Emmeline Peaches Reviews - Sybian Review - 16th March 2014

Joannes Sex Machine Reviews - Sybian Review - 11th February 2015

What is included with a booking?

We include the following with a rental booking:

  • Sybian
  • The instructions can be downloaded from HERE
  • 3m Power lead
  • Stool to lean on
  • Medium Attachment - this is yours to keep and is new
  • Delivered in a transit case - dimensions are: 60cm X 40cm X 41cm

Packaging

Our Sybians arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case secured with two combination padlocks, the case has no outward indication as to its contents.

Our Sybians arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case

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Sybian™ - Coming Soon

We asked our customers if we should stock other sex machines in a recent POLL - View the Polls HERE

We listened, the addition of the Sybian™ was by far the most popular option in the poll. It beat the Shockspot easilly in popularity. If you don't know what a Sybian is, well this quote just about sums it up, "The Sybian is the pinnacle of self-gratification for women."

We have placed an order for some and are awaiting their delivery. Once here we will be able to produce an adequate shipping container for them to allow easy shipment to addresses for our customers to enjoy this much talked about machine.

Sign up for our newsletter to be kept informed of developements and to receive a special introductory discount for the first few riders. This discount will be given to newsletter subscribers as a thankyou for your support.

The Sybian

Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian Sex Machine is a global phenomenon and quite rightly so, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it would make a great addition to our product lines. It has been featured on numerous TV and Radio stations and has a huge following for one reason - it's amazing.

Built to provide a lifetime of pleasure, this device has been marketed since 1987! Sybian gives the ultimate in sexual stimulation and is primarily used for sexual gratification but hundreds have had their first orgasm ever when using it. Thousands have gone from settling for a single orgasm, to being multi-orgasmic and then to being poly-orgasmic.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

Diagram showing the rotation and vibration of the Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian is the pinnacle of self-gratification for women. This precision sexual aid allows you to experience the ultimate climax time and time again. Its groundbreaking design redefines stimulation through the use of two fully independent vibration and rotation movements. A vaginal insert rotates and vibrates inside the vagina (Fig.1), while the area in contact with the vulva (Fig. 2) vibrates as well. Separate controls allow independent regulation of vibration and rotation over a wide range of speeds.

Statistics: It can vibrate at upto 6,000 RPM and the insert can rotate at upto 150 RPM.

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.sybian.com

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Should we add more Sex Machines?

One year into our Fucking Machine rental service we are faced with an interesting conundrum. We are at the stage where demand is starting to outstrip supply, by that I mean we need to buy some extra machines for our rental fleet to keep up with demand. Now the question is do we invest in our proven system - the F-Machine Pro or do we increase our range of machines thereby giving our customers more choices?

It's a very interesting problem, if we get other machines in then we'll need to work out packaging solutions to enable them to be delivered and returned safely but that's just a minor technical issue to be overcome. So what are we considering?

The Sybian

Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian Sex Machine is a global phenomenon and quite rightly so, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it would make a great addition to our product lines. It has been featured on numerous TV and Radio stations and has a huge following for one reason - it's amazing.

Built to provide a lifetime of pleasure, this device has been marketed since 1987! Sybian gives the ultimate in sexual stimulation and is primarily used for sexual gratification but hundreds have had their first orgasm ever when using it. Thousands have gone from settling for a single orgasm, to being multi-orgasmic and then to being poly-orgasmic.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

Diagram showing the rotation and vibration of the Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian is the pinnacle of self-gratification for women. This precision sexual aid allows you to experience the ultimate climax time and time again. Its groundbreaking design redefines stimulation through the use of two fully independent vibration and rotation movements. A vaginal insert rotates and vibrates inside the vagina (Fig.1), while the area in contact with the vulva (Fig. 2) vibrates as well. Separate controls allow independent regulation of vibration and rotation over a wide range of speeds.

Statistics: It can vibrate at upto 6,000 RPM and the insert can rotate at upto 150 RPM.

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.sybian.com

The Shockspot

Shockspot Fucking MachineWe have had our eye on the Shockspot Pleasure System for a while now as it's the most advanced Fucking Machine in the world, its controls and specifications are exceptional but they come with a huge pricetag as you would expect.

It uses the Vac-u-lock sex toy system to attach dildos and so there is a huge range of attachment for it on the market. As with our usual rental service a new attachment would be sent with every booking.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

The ShockSpot is a state-of-the-art, robotic, pleasure system. The system is an “In-Out” machine as well as a “Vibrating” machine that is completely programmable through the ShockSpot Touch and Feel software. Any desired position from lying, kneeling, sitting to standing is accommodated by the ShockSpot. The intuitive, simple to use software and stand-alone remote, high quality materials combined with a design that can collapse into a small carrying case make the ShockSpot truely unique.

Statistics: Its Max Strokes per Minute are: •1060 strokes/min at stroke length 0.2 inches, •340 strokes/min at stroke length 2.0 inches, •250 strokes/min at stroke length 4.0 inches

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://shockspot.net

Give Us Some Guidance

Which machine would you like to see added to our regular rental service? Please help us by voting for one of the options shown below. Thank you.

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Our Rental Machines

We are proud to be the only company supplying both the F-Machine Pro and the much talked about Sybian pleasure system. Why do we carry these two machines? Simply put - they are the best ones out there.

A lot of Fucking Machines promise you the world but come up short in operation whilst these two legendary machines really do hit the spot. They will give orgasm after shattering orgasm and they can both be used by men as well as women allowing a great variety of exciting possibilities.

Sybian Pleasure System

This machine needs no introduction, it has been around since 1987 and has had numerous appearances in porn videos and the infamous Howard Stern TV & Radio shows in the USA. It is without a doubt the most powerful vibrator on the market and features an ingenious G-spot stimulation system.

We carry a full range of attachments for the Sybian and always dispatch a new attachment with every booking, we do not recycle attachments for obvious reasons. You can rest assured that our machines are hygienic and safe to use. You can specify which attachment you would like with a booking and as you keep the attachment at the end of a booking over a period of time you can collect the whole collection giving you lots of different sensations on the machine. You can also buy additional attachments when you book.

The daily rate starts at just £40 for the night up to £175 for a weeks booking.

F-Machine Pro

Designed in the UK and manufactured using high quality robust components, the F-Machine™ PRO delivers incredible power, angle adjustability & performance. It is truly one of the best Fucking Machines on the market. It take Vac-U-Lock inserts and comes with a 8" Classic dildo as standard and this is yours to keep at the end of the booking. You can also buy additional attachments when you book.

The daily rate starts at just £20 for the night up to £120 for a weeks booking.

How prices are worked out

When you go through our booking system it will check availability and look at how many days you require a sex machine for giving you an automatic quote.

This price will consist of the daily rate of hire plus the P&P charges and the cost of a basic attachment for the machine (this is yours to keep). You will have the option of adding other attachments and lube to your order as well.

Special price breaks come in at the three day point and seven day points giving remarkable value for money with these amazing machines. In this way repeat customers can hire the machine for less and less.

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We are Ian & KathyWe are Kathy and Ian and we run Fmachinefun.co.uk

Let us give you a little background information on who we are and what we do.

We have been fascinated by Fucking Machines for a very long time but only recently have we had the funds to buy our own. We got our first Fucking Machine over three years ago and loved it right from the start. It added a new dimension to our love making and with it we could do things that we had only seen in naughty videos.

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Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
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Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
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Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.