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It looks like you can improve on perfection

We thought we had found the perfect Fucking Machine with the F-Machine Pro Gen 2 which is what all of our rental machines are. But, there is a new kid on the block, and he is making quite a scene.

Let me introduce you to the F-Machine Pro Gen 3 which takes a classic machine and tweaks it for, and we only stock it as it is the only one we are happy with on the market place in its price bracket.

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It really is a fantastic machine that is now even better. It now features:

So, why does renting make sense?

OK, here comes the hard sell bit. No just kidding we don't need to hard sell anything, the facts speak for themselves.

Sex machines are just so expensive and that is a combination of them being a niche market and the suppliers who dominate the game controlling that market. Both of these things mean that independent retailers like ourselves don't actually make very much at all on a machine that costs hundreds of pounds.

A question we often get asked is - how good are sex and fucking machines?

A very good question and one that is obviously on everyone's mind when they are considering parting with a considerable amount of their earnings for obvious reasons. Now we would obviously reply with they are amazing but you could say we are biased.

Renting a sex machine is a great way of seeing for yourself just how good they are with minimal outlay. If you don't find the experience amazing then at least you are not stuck with a huge investment that you aren't going to use. Selling a sex machine second hand will always mean you will lose a lot of money on the deal.

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So firstly renting is a great way to dip your toes in the sex machine scene to see if it is for you.

Storage, an often overlooked aspect of owning a fucking or sex machine is where are you going to store it? Do you have nosey kids or housemates who would delight in uncovering a sex machine?

Renting a machine takes care of that problem as once you are done it is collected again from you so there is no long term storage issues.

Choice, I don't know many people with the spare money to invest in a Sybian and a fucking machine but by renting you can experience both. The Venus is also something that all penis owners should try as it is amazing too.

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It gets cheaper. Yes, that does sound like a strange statement but if you rent from us a second time you can get a discount code to stop us sending out a second attachment. That way you can save money on future bookings.

Peace of mind. We send out brand new attachments with each booking so that you can rest assured that they haven't been in anyone else. You get to keep the attachment at the end of the booking which is why future bookings can save you some money.

If you go on to buy a sex machine from us that you have previously rented you will obviously receive a brand new machine. As well as that we will give you half of what you paid for the rental (less the courier costs) as a discount on a new machine.

So renting is a great way to try before you buy.

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I am sure you will agree that is all pretty common sense and we have built our rental business over time relying on repeat custom as it is such a unique and valued service.

Get in touch if you fancy trying a sex machine out for yourself, here are some helpful links:

We now have a Silicone Dildo option

I have spent a lot of time not just looking for a 100% body safe silicone dildo but the right dildo and I have found it.

The ADAM measures in at 7.9 Inches and is made by an amazing team in the UK who hand pour all off their dildos in PLatimum cure silicone. For those in the know this is the best grade of silicone and their designs are amazing. The ADAM though is in a league of its own.

It is produced by Godemiche and we have teamed up with them to offer this amazing Vac-u-lock compatible dildo. Check them out to see thier full range of dildos and butt plugs, their creations and colour combinations are stunning.

Originaly designed as a six inch dildo it has been enlarged to enable the formation of a recess in its base that is Vac-u-lock compatible. This means you can use it in strap on harnesses but more importantly on our range of Fucking Machines.

The ADAM has been getting some amazing reviews recently and it's for good reason, this bad boy not only looks the part but its well defined glans is eye wateringly good on a Fucking Machine. It will lterally thrust you into submission.

Availbale for just £30 including P&P it is also great value for money and we now offer it as an optional upgrade on our rental fucking machine bookings.

So what are you waiting for grab one of these amazing dildos before they all get snapped up.

We now accept two forms of Crypto Currency

After much research and many cups of coffee we have decided to accept both Bitcoin and Litecoin in our shop. Why would we do this? Well we understand that most people are wary of their banks or PayPal accounts being associated with adult purchases and as these two forms of alternative currency are growing in popularity it seemed like the time is right to accept them both.

Bitcoins or Litecoins

If you don't know what Bitcoins and Litecoins are then in essence they are a unique digital money system that doesn't involve the banks or powers that be at all. Encryption techniques are used when transactions take place and they are truly private transactions.

Bitcoins and Litecoins accepted here

We still accept PayPal as well as major cards

Whilst we are adding these two new payment methods we are still sticking with PayPal as our primary processor because of their secure system and ease of use. You can use your PayPal account or cards to pay for things in our shop and for rental bookings. If you want to use Bitcoins or Litecoins for rental bookings just get in touch with us.

PayPal accepted here

Competition - Win a Sybian Sex Machine

Welcome to our third and biggest competition with another amazing prize that will arrive in time for Christmas.

We have been selling and renting Sex and Fucking Machines for over two years now and our army of loyal friends and customers has allowed us to grow our business into what it is today. Our competitions are a fun way to give something back to the community.

We decided that our first ever competition was not going to be for a simple toy or bottle of lube, we think big, only provide the best of services and we really wanted to make a big splash so we gave away an F-Machine Pro, we then gave away a Gigolo fucking machine but this time we really are pulling out all of the stops.

If you have been very, very naughty this year and are worried about being off Santas "Nice" list don't worry. We have your back covered whether you're a nice girl or a Ho, ho, hoe. We are going to send someone a brand new Sybian Sex Machine in time for XXXMas.

We have decided to offer up the most amazing sex machine in our range. So we decided on the Sybian Sex Machine. Yes you heard me right we are offering another machine with a price tag of £1370 for free to one lucky winner. Probably the best sex related gift anyone can receive.

Now of course a competition with a prize as special as this should be as popular as our last one and so we decided to again give you multiple entries so as to maximise your chances of winning. What do we get out of it I hear you ask? Well we will obviously get a bit of exposure of our services and the warm glowing feeling that we are really, really going to make someone's day. Please help us (and yourself) by promoting the hell out of this amazing competition.

Entering the competition is incredibly easy and you can have as many entries from the list as you like, do most of them to unlock the daily entry where you can come back to this page daily to get an extra entry.

The Rules

Anyway here are the rules:

  • This giveaway is running from the 22nd August 2015 until the 20th December 2015 and ends at 12:00pm (GMT)
  • This competition is open to over 31 different countries. Please see the terms and conditions to gain a full list of locations. If in doubt don’t hesitate to contact me.
  • We are fulfilling this competition and will notify the winner.
  • The prize includes free shipping by courier to a UK address. A winner abroad will be repsonsible for the delivery charges and the machine will not be dispatched until these are paid to us. Failure to agree to pay the shipping fees will mean that we will draw another winner.
  • We do not assume responsibility for any customs or excess costs that might occur after shipping.
  • After the winner is drawn you have 2 weeks to contact us and claim your prize. If you fail to do so then we’ll re-draw another winner. By entering this competition you also agree to provide us with your address and a contact phone number, so that we may ship the item to you.
  • We are not accepting giveaway/competition only accounts for this competition. We will be checking to make sure that any entrants have an account that is made up of more than giveaway/competition retweets and will disqualify any entrants who don’t make the cut. Please respect this.
  • Please make sure you are the correct age to participate in this giveaway re. local age restrictions.

Available in the following countries:

Available in the following countries: Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States.

Sybian Christmas Giveaway
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Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
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