It was really nice to fire up the e-mail client on New Years Day to find this great review of the F-Machine Pro Gen 2 fucking machine and our service. We had to share it of course and here it is, in its unedited form. Thank you for taking the time to write it for us "N", it's very much appreciated.
After a lifetime of experimenting with home made machines involving windscreen wiper motors or reciprocating saws, I reached the decision to buy a ready made machine that would work right out of the box. This wasn’t a hard decision to arrive at given how terrifying or comical some of my home brewed machines seemed to the submissive females who have been on the receiving end of for a number of years.
I ordered an Fmachine Pro GenII after studying various online reviews of such machines and finding this best suited to my needs. First it needed to be able to be fixed firmly to the main items of my dungeon furniture, secondly have the reciprocation range, penetration depth adjustment & soft start facility that this machine boasts. The Vac u loc fitting and extendable thrust rod were the final things that sold this machine to me. I wanted to be able to use the range of vac u loc attachments I have and be able to adjust the depth of penetration of a bound sub in seconds to maintain continuity of a scene. The design of this machine along with its finish is well thought out and cleverly executed.
The machine looks great and operates flawlessly and quietly. There is also a tool kit in with the machine to allow any maintenance or adjustment necessary.
In use, the machine plods away effortlessly & powerfully throughout its speed range, freeing me up to administer other treatments. I have to say that the recipients love it in all the myriad ways that they have experienced it (particularly when in conjunction with a well known mains powered vibrator). It is versatile and frankly a brilliant addition to my range of instruments in the treatment room.
At some point in the future, The machine will be secured to a bracket of my own design & manufacture to allow a greater range of movement and adjustment along with having more stability, as I will be doing away with the support legs the machine comes with… there is nothing wrong with these, except in my own choice of application.
Finally, the choice of where to get my machine from was a no brainer. Ian and Kathy’s site screams personal service and you can tell that these guys understand & love what they sell. The other reviews on the site were great as was the price as was the delivery speed and the communication. Well done guys, many thanks for a sterling service! I will be back at some point in the future for a Sybian! Kind regards. N. North Lincolnshire.
You can find out more about the F-Machine Pro Gen 2 fuckingmachine HERE
Our first Venus For Men machine arrived today for evaluation. First impressions are very good, it is a solid unit, not too heavy and pretty quiet in use. We are evaluating it with a view to adding it to our range of rental sex machines.
The Venus For Men (formeraly known as the Venus2000) is a male masturbator with a difference, it works in a similar manner to a milking machine. It uses a vacuum pump to masturbate the penis in a sucking action at speeds of up to 300rpm. The receiver which is the tube that you slide the penis into can also be used as a vacuum enlarger. It even has the option of fitting two nipple suckers for male (or female) pleasure.
Once we have thoroughly looked at the machine and devised a shipping solution we will bring it online, drop us an e-mail if you are interested in being one of the first users. As with all of our rental machines hygiene is our top priority and so like all of the other machines you get to keep the receiver at the end of the booking. So the next time you rent you can get a large discount as there won't be any need for us to send you another one. It all makes sense really.
Well we are now two years old (party time). What started out as a good idea has grown bigger than we could ever have imagined. We started our service two years ago to offer low cost Fucking Machine experiences and it has proved to be a very popular service indeed.
We have had a lot of fun this year, adding the Sybian to our range of rental products as well as the Rocky Male Masturbator attachment for the F-machine Pro. Our site has been redesigned with an easy to use booking system and we are official retailers for both the Sybian and the F-machine Pro. We now have an Affiliate Program that anyone can use to share in our success and make some money.
We have increased our rental machine fleet and we may start carrying a range of different machines to give our regulars (big shout out to you all, you know who you are) some variety. We will also be doing the following:
We would like to thank everyone for their support over the last two years and we look forward to hearing from old and of course new customers in our third year of business. Rest assured that our high standards in terms of equipment, service, hygiene and of course discretion will be the focus of our efforts in the future as usual. Thanks again...
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We are pleased to announce our new Affiliate Program. If you run a website, forum or blog and want to make some very easy money then read on.
You can sign up to our Affiliate program to enable you to use a special link to send visitors here. This link allows the site to track the visitor and if they make a booking or buy something from our shop within 90 days of you sending them here we will give you a commision on the sale.
It really is as simple as that. You can check your stats and pending commissions at any time in your account and we pay out monthly subject to a minimum payout of £50 and considering the cost of Sex Machines or a Sybian it won't take you long to acrue that sort of level of payout.
We will even give you a £5 bonus when you get your first payout - that really is money for nothing.
We'd love to have you on board, you can use your link code in e-mails (as long as they are not spam e-mails), on your site or blog, tweets, facebook posts or any other way you can think of to drive traffic here really.
We even supply some link graphics to use if you don't want to use text links.
You can sign up for the program here: JOIN THE PROGRAM
We often recommend and use light bondage items when enjoying some Fucking Machine or Sybian fun. By this we mean blindfolds, restraints and the like.
As such we have now introduced a range of very reasonably priced intro kits that you can buy with one of our machines or even when you place a rental booking to add a bit of spice to an already amazing session.
Blindfolds help focus the senses on the areas being stimulated and can heighten arousal and orgasm strength whilst restraints will allow whoever has the controls of the machine to control the session. You can squirm but there will be no getting away from what is going on down below when our machines get going.
If these kits prove popular we will look at expanding our range of BDSM items and so if you have any recommendations then let us know about them.
Thank you shane for sharing your experience with us. It was good to hear that your first time with a sex machine was a memorable one.
I'm a young gay man and I became interested in fucking machines after seeing the odd porn video feature them. After a while I summoned up the courage and found you could rent them so I opted for a week.
When it arrived I was nervous and excited all the reviews were so positive I couldn't wait to give it a go. So that night I got myself ready and set the machine up. I had two attachments to play with as I had bought a thinner ribbed vac-u-lock dildo to accompany the one you get.
I decided to use the thinner one first to open myself up.
As I slid myself onto the dildo I couldn't wait to start the controls and feel what it was like.
It's no joke that we love and are fascinated with Sex Machines like the F-Machine Pro and the Sybian. Both of them are amazing and delivery incredible orgasms to their users. We'd love to hear about your experiences with Sex Machines. What do you like about them? How do you use them? Would you recommend them to anyone else?
Let us know how you use them, we basically want to know your story. We will post your points on this site (after anonymising the details of course) so that others can enjoy them and maybe use it as inspiration for their journey into the delights of Fucking Machine Fun.
We are not just looking for one liners, we are really after capturing your thought train regarding sex machines so be as frank or descriptive as you want.
Well if we post your story we will send you a gift as a way of saying thank you. If you want to send us pics to accompany your article feel free to do so, we will anonymise them of course prior to posting them in your article.
Interested? If you are just get in touch with us through our contact us page.
We have had a new review of our service and the F-machine Pro posted on UKsexforum.co.uk
With the machine ready, all we had to do was wait for our testers to arrive, and after a quick game of naked twister and a few drinks, we swiftly moved on to putting the F-Machine Pro through its paces.Topper Moderator - uksexforum.co.uk
We listened to concerns mentioned about body safe sex toys and have just added two pure Silicone, body safe and Phthalate free dildos to our range of Fucking Machine attachments.
Any insert-able toy or device should be inherently safe and recently a lot of research has gone into the phthalate (softeners that have been linked to many health problems) content of sex toys. The toys that we usually stock are made by Doc-Johnson in the USA and they are made of Non-Phthalate, Anti-Bacterial Sil-A-Gel. The biggest problem with gel type toys is their porosity and whilst the manufacture states that they are Anti-Bacterial we started looking at other options.
It's official, May is Masturbation Month so celebrate every day just as you would do on any other day of the year but smile because you know it's officially OK to do so.
Masturbation is healthy, normal, fun, rewarding and of course it allows us all to explore our own bodies and our sexual responses. Masturbation can even help get rid of headaches.
We’re using this hashtag to spread the good word about fun with Fucking Machines and Sex Machines.
You’ll find posts on the FuckingMachineAction tumblr and FuckMachineIan twitter posts tagged with #FuckingMachineFun. If you’ve got stories or images related to Fucking Machines, jump on the tag with us and lets spread the enjoyment around.
We'd love to see some pictures of our machines in use so if you do post any don't forget to add the tag - #FuckingMachineFun
We are about to add the Rocky Male Masturbation system to our rental machines. The Rocky is an extra attachment that can be fitted to the F-Machine to allow a male masturbator to be used with the Fucking Machine.
This means that you can use a Fleshlight, Fleshjack or "Pussy in a Can" on a Fucking Machine for some incredible action. Just imagine having your cock literally fucked at 240 strokes a minute (four strokes a second).