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Independent Review By Emmeline Peaches

Independant Review By Emmeline PeachesWe are delighted that Emmeline Peaches has reviewed both the Sybian and our service in general.

As we expected she loved the Sybian and gave us a great review, highlighting all the good points (and bad) of the Sybian and its use.

Emmeline Peaches is a rising star in the world of adult product reviews and her writing style is great. It's relaxed, highly informative and at times extremely witty and we would strongly recommend bookmarking her site if you want honest and frank opinions on a huge array of adult products. Keep an eye on her as her site is going to really take off.

Body Safe Sex Toys

I have just had a very interesting conversation on twitter with a sex toy reviewer on the subject of body safe sex toys. This is a very serious subject that deserves a mention on here.

Any insert-able toy or device should be inherently safe and recently a lot of research has gone into the phthalate (softeners that have been linked to many health problems) content of sex toys. The toys that we stock are made by Doc-Johnson in the USA and they are made of Non-Phthalate, Anti-Bacterial Sil-A-Gel. The biggest problem with gel type toys is their porosity and whilst the manufacture states that they are Anti-Bacterial I have started looking at other options.

New Booking System

New booking system addedWe have installed a new booking system on the site and it is very easy for customers to use. It also has numerous added benefits such as allowing you to choose from every attachment and dildo we offer together with allowing for Saturday deliveries.

You can log into our site after placing a booking to view previous orders and if you are a regular then get in touch with us for a great discount code or the ability to swap the included standard dildo for a different one on your next booking.

You can see instantly the availability of machines on the booking form so that you can choose your sessions and plan in advance. Bookings tend to fill up rapidly so if you have a date in mind it is best to place a booking early to reserve it for yourself.

As ever we accept PayPal as our payment provider as it is a name that you can trust and its added protection to your financial date means that we never see your account or card details (just the way it should be). So what are you waiting for get your Fucking Machine session booked.


The Christening Of A Sybian

I visited @MissMiranda01 at her dungeon in London to christen a Sybian with one of her slaves @StudentSherry. As you can see from my previous blog posts the event was a memorable one. I thought that I should share the thoughts of @StudentSherry with you all, so here are her thoughts on the meeting:

Ian has asked me to write a short review of the fantastic day when he was kind enough to let me christen (with lots of pussy juice…) the new Sybian machine he now has available for hire. To make a great day even more memorable, he arrived at my Mistress, Miss Miranda’s, London dungeon with two other fucking machines which he had lent me to try for the day. I had been looking forward to this for days and days, in fact, to tell the truth, my pussy had been leaking all over my panties for all that time in anticipation of what was to come.

For those who don’t know the Sybian, let me tell you: it is fantastic. For my first ride, Mistress Miranda dressed me head to toe in a tight-fitting rubber catsuit and hoisted me up into the air in one of her unique suspension harnesses which can be raised or lowered at the touch of a button on her electric winch. Ian positioned the Sybian right below me and Mistress, very teasingly and slowly, lowered me onto the machine. There wasn’t a lot I could do to stop it because she had already tied my hands up and had stretched my legs wide open with ropes to some of the suspension points at the side of the room (well she is The Bondage Mistress after all!) I could feel my pussy dripping into the rubber pants as I got nearer and nearer to the point of my clit touching the vibrating pad of the Sybian. Finally Mistress took pity and let my full weight press right down on the centre of the machine, sending electric shocks of intense vibrations right through my cunt lips and into my very soul.

Being lowered onto the sybianEven through the layer of rubber, I could feel an orgasm building and Mistress was kind enough to let me cum whenever I wanted. I think the first of the Big O’s happened within a minute or so as Mistress varied the speed with her handheld controls. I had quite an audience of interested photographers - and Ian himself - but I forgot everyone who was there as the waves of sexual fun coursed up and down my thighs and made me moan with pleasure. I’m always wet when I cum but this was threatening to turn into Niagara Falls in my tight rubber knickers and I could feel juice running out of my pussy and trickling right down the inside of the catsuit legs. Messy but such fun!

For Round two, Mistress opened the central zip of the suit, right between my legs and Ian attached the dildo in place on the Sybian unit. I watched with a mixture of fascination and a little trepidation as he showed Mistress Miranda the controls which could both rotate and vibrate the cock inside me, as the Sybian pad continued vibrating my already-sensitised clit. My hands were still in bondage and so when Mistress lowered me down again I wasn’t sure exactly how easily the cock would slide into my eager little hole. But my good friend Arnie was on hand to help. He kindly used his fingers to pull open my cunt lips so that the dildo slipped in and started its delicious, insatiable movement. Without my pants in the way, the sensations were even more intense and Mistress soon discovered that she could force me into orgasm after orgasm by varying how hard she pushed my crotch down onto the machine.

I had been teasing Ian that if it came to a ‘Woman versus machine’ contest then my cunt was going to win hands down – BUT I soon realised that the beauty of the Sybian (and Ian’s other fucking machines) is that it never gets tired, never needs to slow down and never needs to stop. After three of four more orgasms I could feel wetness dripping out of me and onto the machine below. I can squirt juice for England when I come but with the dildo rotating inside me I found that the moisture was seeping out around the edges rather than gushing as it might do if I just use my fingers or a vibrator. I finally was begging Mistress to lift me off again, or at least to slow the Sybian a little because there is a limit to how many times any woman can cum and still keep going for just one more!

Sherry enjoying three fucking machinesMercifully, Mistress and Ian decided that it was time to move into the dungeon’s medical room where they laid out an astonishing array of fucking devices to try a unique experiment with my body. Centre stage was the Sybian with its dildo attachment now removed but its clit vibrator very much in action. Immediately behind me was positioned one of the fucking machines, which delivered long, smooth steady thrusts of its cock deep into my now-gaping pussy hole. (Mistress had threatened that if I did not behave, the dildo would start thrusting in my tight little bottom-hole but she was good enough to concentrate on my ‘front-bottom’ only on this occasion) As I knelt over the Sybian and Mistress pushed the fucking machine dildo into place doggie-fashion as well, I realised the cleverness of the placing of the third fucking machine. A large, thick rubber cock was thrusting up towards my mouth, time after time, and it didn’t need Mistress’s instruction for me to get my lips opened wide and to take the cock deep into my throat.

It was a grand finale to end all grand finales; vibrated on my clit, fucked deep like a doggie on all fours and forced to deep throat a machine which kept on giving. I lost count of the number of orgasms that had been dragged from me by now, but the pleasure was still rolling over me in waves of passion that overwhelmed me completely. At one point I was vaguely aware of Ian and Mistress Miranda both laughing at my plight as I wriggled and squirted and writhed my way to climax after climax after climax.

So… can I recommend the Sybian to all you ladies out there? Hell YES YES YES…. Give it a try. It’s like the strongest vibrator you’ll ever know and opening your legs wide to squat onto it is as erotic a sight as your partners are ever going to see. I was glad that the attachments (for hygiene reasons) are all non-returnable because mine were so wet they will take weeks to properly dry. By the time we finished Arnie remarked (happily I might add) that the whole clinic smelt of pussy juice. I couldn’t answer him: the machines had won!!

The machines had won - that sums it up nicely

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Student Sherry's Introduction To Fucking Machines

Sunday evening saw me drop off some Fucking Machines at Miss Miranda's (@missmiranda01) dungeons ready for Monday’s session with one of her subbies. I had an amazing evening with Miss Miranda and she let me into her plans for Sherry the next morning. I was in awe of Miss Miranda, she is very confident (obvious I guess), articulate and she is a lot of fun to be around and she gave me a copy of her book - Fifty Shades Of Domination for which I will be eternally grateful. Well Monday morning came round very quickly and upon arriving at her dungeons we were met by @StudentSherry and @arnoldrimmer10 two of Miss Mirandas subbies.

Student Sherry on the SybianTo say that Miss Miranda’s facilities are amazing doesn't even start to do them justice, I was totally blown away by her equipment and the thought that had gone into each room. Whilst Miss Miranda got ready I set up the Fucking Machines for Sherry's first contact with a Sex Machine and it was going to be with a Sybian. Sherry was clad head to foot in multiple layers of latex and rubber and Miss Miranda strapped her into a restraining harness before hoisting her into the air. After some teasing lowering her closer and closer to the Sybian she made first contact and Sherry's eyes rolled back in her sockets and she let out a very sexy noise as the vibrations penetrated the multiple layers of latex. I had fitted the flat top attachment to the Sybian just so that she could squirm on top of it without being able to move off it. Miss Miranda then gave her orgasm after orgasm before hoisting her panting subby into the air off the machine so that she could catch her breath.

Student Sherry on the SybianShe then told Sherry to take off her latex trousers and to unzip her crotch zip to expose her by now dripping pussy. I had done a quick attachment swap on the Sybian fitting a medium attachment and large penis cover. When Miss Miranda lowered Sherry onto the Sybian again the penis cover had no problem sliding straight into her pussy as she was so wet. This was followed by wave after wave of orgasms ending with Sherry having to be fitted with a gag to keep her quiet. I have never seen anyone cum so fast, so often and so hard as Sherry on the Sybian.

Student Sherry on three fucking machinesMiss Miranda left Sherry strapped onto the Sybian for ages before finally switching it off and releasing Sherry for a short break whilst we set up her next kinky idea.

The action moved to the medical room and I placed three fucking machines - a trusty F-machine Pro, Sybian and J-etaime on the examination bench so that we could see Sherry handle three machines at the same time. Sherry climbed on board and proceeded to be pleasure by the F-machine fucking her, the Sybian sending mind-blowing vibrations through her clit and the third dildo sliding in and out of her mouth. She came over and over again, getting louder each time until she was begging Miss Miranda to take pity on her and to stop. The obvious reply was "No" and Miss Miranda extracted some more orgasms from Sherry before letting her finish.

I kid you not when I say that Sherry's pussy juice was running down her legs to her knees by the end of the session and she needed to wipe them clean.

All in all an amazing day, it's always nice to see someone enjoying some Fucking Machine Fun and it was amazing to see a professional like Miss Miranda putting Sherry through her paces. I think this picture taken at the end of the session says it all.

Satisfied Student Sherry on the Sybian

For more information about Miss Miranda and her incredible work including the videos taken of Sherry on the Fucking Machines, check out her website -, don't forget to tell her FuckMachineIan sent you.

Miss Miranda publishes a book next month and it is sure to be a surefire hit, so look out for it - Fifty Shades of Domination.

Fifty Shades Of Domination

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