Custom Machine Dispatch
Kevin & Mandy your custom machine has been collected and is now on its way to you. Time to start the warm up excercises and stock up on lube LOL.
We still have one Fucking Machine left for this weekend so if anyone in the East Midlands would like to rent it out for the weekend there is still time to get it to you before this evening. Anyone further away than that may have to pay a little extra on the delivery charge.
We are still looking for someone to volunteer to be our test dummy for the J-etaime Fucking Machine so if you fancy a free seupervised session with it just let us know and we can arraneg it. It's going to make someones day.