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We now have a Silicone Dildo option

I have spent a lot of time not just looking for a 100% body safe silicone dildo but the right dildo and I have found it.

The ADAM measures in at 7.9 Inches and is made by an amazing team in the UK who hand pour all off their dildos in PLatimum cure silicone. For those in the know this is the best grade of silicone and their designs are amazing. The ADAM though is in a league of its own.

It is produced by Godemiche and we have teamed up with them to offer this amazing Vac-u-lock compatible dildo. Check them out to see thier full range of dildos and butt plugs, their creations and colour combinations are stunning.

Originaly designed as a six inch dildo it has been enlarged to enable the formation of a recess in its base that is Vac-u-lock compatible. This means you can use it in strap on harnesses but more importantly on our range of Fucking Machines.

The ADAM has been getting some amazing reviews recently and it's for good reason, this bad boy not only looks the part but its well defined glans is eye wateringly good on a Fucking Machine. It will lterally thrust you into submission.

Availbale for just £30 including P&P it is also great value for money and we now offer it as an optional upgrade on our rental fucking machine bookings.

So what are you waiting for grab one of these amazing dildos before they all get snapped up.

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Introducing Spunk Lube

We are delighted to be able to stock the amazing Spunk Lube. We use them ourselves and so can highly recommend them from experience.

SPUNK Lube is award winning body safe personal lubrication that feels great on your skin. It's glycerin free, non staining, 100% sex toy safe with ALL MATERIALS & it's fun to use. SPUNK Lube is available in 3 varieties. SPUNK Lube Hybrid (cum lube), SPUNK Lube Pure Silicone (clear & non drying) & SPUNK Lube Pink (water based silicone colored PINK).

We heartily recommend these lubes for all sex machine play and the added visual effect of using it can open up some very "creamy" activities to you. It is ideal for simulating creampies and for use in dildos with cum-tubes such as those available from Bad Dragn.

The SPUNK Lube range are great for use with sex machines and fucking machines as they are long lasting lubricants that allow you to really enjoy the powerful sensations that these machines can give you.

Our rental sex machines now go out with samples of Spunk LUbe so you can see for yourself just how good it is.

Spunk Hybrid is a great lube to use with your Fucking MachineSpunk Pink is Glycerin free and is a great lube to use with your Fucking MachineSpunk Pure Silicone is a great silicone based lube

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Hole Punch Toys - Body Safe Silicone

With the slogan ‘Taking sex less seriously since 2010’ you know you’re in for some enjoyably comedic times, and Hole Punch Toys certainly deliver. We stock a selection of their quirky (but desirable) hand made 100% silicone, body safe sex toys.

Manufacturing the Baby Carrot Butt Plug out of 100% Silicone

They are hand made out of 100% Platinum Silicone in the US and so are body safe. We are stocking the lovely Baby Carrot Butt Plug, the amazing Ass Cram Cone Butt Plug, the delictable Pure Pop Dildo and the magnificent Mother Interior Dildo. If these toys go down well then we plan to increase our range of the amazing Hole Punch Toys. If there is something that you fancy but we don't have it then just let us know and we will look at bringing it online. These toys really are works of art.....

A Message From The Artist

Mould lines on a dildoEach piece begins life as a sculpture in polymer clay from which an initial silicone mold is taken. Into this mold, a duplicate is poured in urethane plastic. The plastic duplicate is then further refined and perfected. From the final model, a second silicone mold is made. It is in this master mold that every toy is lovingly poured. Each one is unique, with it's own tiny differences from the next.

If you look closely you will notice faint seams along two sides of many of the toys. I left them visible in the photos quite intentionally. These ARE NOT flaws. They are evidence of a product that is hand poured into a two piece mold. They in no way effect the feel or performance of the toy. They should, if anything, be a reminder that you are the owner of a unique piece of small batch craftsmanship.

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Introducing Some New Fucking Machine Adaptors

Use your own sex toys with your Fucking MachineWe were looking around at various options to allow us to use toys other than the Doc Johnson Vac-u-lock dildo range on the F-Machine Pro fucking machine and we came across a guy in the USA who hand makes components of sex machines.

He came up with the idea of using either a polished stainless steel flat plate and a threaded adaptor to be able to mount suction cup dildos to a fucking machine and also an adaptor where you can attach virtually any dildo or vibrator to your machine just by using some cohesive bandages (the self sticky bandages you get from your Doc or a vet).

Both of these adaptors are beautiful in their simplicity and we asked him to make us a special batch with the M8 thread used for the F-machine.

The use of cohesive bandages has many advantages over the velcro used on some other mounting systems, the main one being hygiene. Velcro is a magnet for bacteria and you would have trouble sterilising the adaptor after use but cohesive wrap is cheap enough to just throw away after each use and you can use a fresh piece each time. As it is re-usable you could even save the cohesive bandage for next time if that suits you better.

Prices are yet to be determined depending on how hard we are hit by the lovely people as HM Customs once the package arrives but they should be cheaper than comparable velcro systems available in the UK - bonus.

The best thing about this system is you can use all of your own toys with your Fucking Machine.

More details to follow.

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What’s the best way to clean sex toys?

Proper cleaning of sex toys is essential to avoid bacterial infection or transmission of STIs. While some STIs die once the fluid they live in dries, others (such as hepatitis and scabies) can live for weeks or months outside of the body. If you want to prevent pregnancy, it is also important to be remove sperm that may be on the sex toy before using near or in the vagina.

It’s important to keep the instructions for cleaning the sex toy and to follow them carefully. If you feel that cleaning the toy properly would be too time consuming or unrealistic for you, think about buying a different toy. The information provided below gives a general overview for cleaning different types of toys and isn’t meant to replace the manufacturer’s instructions.

For basic toy care, remove any batteries. Never submerge electrical components in water. Use a damp, soapy washcloth to clean your electric toys, preferably with anti-bacterial soap. Keep toys stored in a container or pouch (to keep them clean) and in a cool, dry place.

Cleaning non-porous materials: glass, stainless steel, hard plastic, and silicone

  • Glass: Wash glass toys with soap and water. Pyrex toys are dishwasher safe. Do not expose glass to extreme temperatures.
  • Stainless Steel: If attached to an electrical device, use warm soapy water, being careful not to submerge any electrical components. If there are no electrical components you have 3 options: Boil or soak in a bleach-water solution (50:50 ratio) for 10 minutes, or place it in the dishwasher.
  • Hard Plastic: Clean with anti-bacterial soap and water. Do not boil.
  • Silicone: You can choose from 3 options to clean a silicone toy. Either boil for 5-10 minutes, put it in your dishwasher (on top rack), or wash with anti-bacterial soap and warm water. Do not boil silicone vibrators because you will destroy the vibrator mechanism.

Cleaning porous materials: rubber, vinyl, cyberskin, nylon, and leather

  • Rubber materials: Rubber materials are porous and difficult to clean. In addition, their composition is not always known or may contain phthalates, chemicals which have been shown to be harmful to your health. For these reasons, it is recommended to use condoms with these types of toys.
  • Cyberskin and Vinyl: Cyberskin is soft and porous, often used for dildos. Wash cyberskin and vinyl toys delicately with warm water only. Air dry and powder a small amount with cornstarch to keep them from getting sticky.
  • Nylon: Nylon harnesses and toys can be machine or hand washed with a mild anti-bacterial soap.
  • Leather: Wipe leather products with a damp, soapy cloth or with leather cleaner. Do not soak leather. After cleaning, you may recondition your toy using a leather conditioner. Protect metal parts from tarnish by applying a coating of clear nail polish.

How we clean our sex machines

Our machines are cleaned thoroughly when they are returned to us using a bleach solution followed by treatment with Chemgene HLD4H which is a Medical High Level Disinfectant intended for cleansing and disinfecting of hard surfaces. It is a Bactericidal, Virucidal, Fungicidal and Sporicidal disinfectant. This ensures that our machines stay fresh and clean ready for you.

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New Dildo Stock Just In

Our latest order of dildos has arrived together with lots of lube. Unfortunately the Anal Dildos were out of stock so we haven't got any of those in at present - sorry. As soon as they are available they will be back again - promise.

If you are thinking about placing a booking for the future its a good idea to drop us a note and we can make sure that we have what you need in stock. If you see it on the booking pages then we have them in stock. You can't actaully buy anything that we don't physically have.

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Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
Combination Padlocks

Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
Gender Neutral

Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.